{"id":1564,"date":"2015-07-10T17:21:23","date_gmt":"2015-07-10T17:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michael-kunze.net\/category\/artikel\/?p=1564"},"modified":"2015-07-27T08:53:59","modified_gmt":"2015-07-27T08:53:59","slug":"chemnitzlangenhessen-10-juli-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michael-kunze.net\/category\/artikel\/2015\/07\/10\/chemnitzlangenhessen-10-juli-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Chemnitz\/Langenhessen, 10. Juli&nbsp;2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ges\u00adtern an der Wurst\u00adthe\u00adke: Die Dame vor mir in hohen Schu\u00adhen, ger\u00adten\u00adschlank und in bes\u00adtem Alter, sie ordert \u201eeine Schei\u00adbe Lachs\u00adschin\u00adken\u201c und \u201eeine Wie\u00adner, aber kein gan\u00adzes Paar, bit\u00adte\u201c. Schlie\u00df\u00adlich \u201e80 Gramm Hacke\u00adpe\u00adter\u201c \u2013 f\u00fcr \u201emei\u00adnen Mann\u201c, schiebt sie bei\u00adna\u00adhe ent\u00adschul\u00addi\u00adgend nach. Prompt erin\u00adne\u00adre ich mich an mei\u00adne Kind\u00adheit, 25 Jah\u00adre her ist das, als ich beim Flei\u00adscher anstand, wo der Chef selbst bedien\u00adte. Um \u201ezwei Pfund Schwei\u00adne\u00admund\u201c bat damals eine Frau in gesetz\u00adtem Alter. \u201eMir h\u00e4ttn och drey!\u201c, ant\u00adwor\u00adtet<!--more--> der Mitt\u00advier\u00adzi\u00adger zufrie\u00adden. Dar\u00adauf sie: \u201eNu gud, die nehm isch.\u201c \u201eUnd se g\u00f6nn\u2018 ruhisch \u201aSchnau\u00adze\u2018 sagen, Frau Schmidt.\u201c Kei\u00adner lach\u00adte \u2013 wie ich nun, neu\u00adlich an der&nbsp;Theke.<\/p>\n<span id=\"post-ratings-1564\" class=\"post-ratings\" data-nonce=\"1569df47fc\"><span class=\"hreview-aggregate\">\n  <span class=\"item\">\n    <span class=\"fn\">Chemnitz\/Langenhessen, 10. 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Schlie\u00df\u00adlich \u201e80 Gramm Hacke\u00adpe\u00adter\u201c \u2013 f\u00fcr \u201emei\u00adnen Mann\u201c, schiebt sie bei\u00adna\u00adhe ent\u00adschul\u00addi\u00adgend nach. Prompt erin\u00adne\u00adre ich mich an mei\u00adne Kind\u00adheit, 25 Jah\u00adre her ist das, als\u2026 <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/michael-kunze.net\/category\/artikel\/2015\/07\/10\/chemnitzlangenhessen-10-juli-2015\/\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chemnitz\/Langenhessen, 10. 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